Total Medals Earned: 1,465 (From 245 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,500 Points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 7/20 (40/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Get the first power up in the game
Finish the challenge room
Finish the demo by exiting through the portal
Explore all 26 rooms in the demo
Collect all 18 coins in the demo
Finish the demo without dying
Medals Earned: 2/9 (55/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Have 500 total points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/70 points)
Beat the game as the fire team!
Beat the game as the ice team!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 31/50 (195/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Brandish the Tank
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Collect all Cibo matto items
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Become blue
Destroyed a toilet
Complete Jeri Tower
Beat the game in less than 20 minutes
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!