Total Medals Earned: 868 (From 177 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,140 Points
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 9/11 (70/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)